Network Analyst who plays around with many things open source when he is not feeding his MMORPG addiction.
The Internet needed another source of rants and uninvited uninformed opinions.
If you were starved enough for asinine forms of entertainment you probably witnessed the infamous Apple/RIAA/Pepsi commerical during the last Superbowl. A prime example of an idea that should have died before it left the board room. It left people with clue and many mac users (don't be too shocked, the two groups are not always mutually exclusive) wondering "What The Fuck?!". And here I thought I couldn't possibly have a lower opinion of Apple. God damn Jobs really knows how to pull it off!
A great parody ... erm ... truthful version is available here (mp4 in a zip file... QuickTime, Totem, Mplayer, etc should play it fine).
Once you are done watching the masterpiece make sure to check out whatacrappypresent.com and downhillbattle.org.
I'd recommend boycotting Apple but that would be redundant. Considering Linux has already passed Apple's meager 1.8% total market share (or 3.2% if you forget there is a world outside the US) I'd say the market already is.